2 posts tagged “dating”
Old Nick:
- Get attracted to cute roommate upstairs
- At end of pleasant late-night chat with cute roommate, fail to say anything flirtatious
- Say something flirtatious over IM/texting/phone, feel like a dick
New Nick:
- Get attracted to cute roommate upstairs
- At end of pleasant late-night chat with cute roommate (who will soon be cute ex-roommate), fail to say anything flirtatious
- Say nothing else, save face, remain safely single and unfulfilled
Q: Same roommate?
A: Same roommate.
Q: Why don't you go meet new girls?
A: Hahahahano.
My god, I realized why I haven't found a girlfriend!
I DON'T KNOW GIRLS WHO WATCH CHICK FLICKS.
When I find a lady to take out to The Devil Wears Prada, I'll be on the road to success.
