Nick Douglas is magic

Anyone need a copy of iWoz?

2006-11-14T00:58:24Z

I also have Carly Fiorina's memoir here. Won't be needing them. Right now I'm reading Neil Postman's Amusing Ourselves to Death. So far, it's educational.

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Who likes the band OK Go and is free Thursday night?

2006-11-01T03:07:28Z

I will pick the prettiest one. So Mike Monteiro, don't even bother entering.

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Dear lady on a VoIP headset in my cafe:

2006-10-11T21:26:46Z

When you're listening with your gigantic headphones to whoever's on the other end, stop staring at me with a horrified and horrific expression. I don't know whether to run or to bomb this cafe.

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Write Matt Write!

2006-09-22T16:59:11Z

Matt J: ok, photoshop is up and running, tablet drivers are properly installed, and I've got a bottle of that local apple brandy I was telling you about earlier. we are officially banging on all cylinders here

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The lady who accosted me at a book party--

2006-09-14T15:09:52Z

--never sent me an e-mail as she promised. Those cards are not FREE, lady. You are tagged "lame."

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Things you don't want to see on TV when you're drunk

2006-09-09T09:12:08Z

"Herpes may be contagious."

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Macki rolls a 20

2006-09-06T17:18:20Z

Macki: save me for something more important... Nick: what are you, a rare inventory item in an RPG? Macki: i can't tell you the answer to that (+7) » (I DON'T PLAY RPG'S BUT I'M GUESSING THAT +7 IS A FUNNY REFERENCE)

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Actually I still need a new room.

2006-09-06T06:41:13Z

Place I thought I got, didn't work out. So I still need a room in the Mission/TenderNob/Market St./Downtown/Haight/Hayes Valley neighborhoods.

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Writers of the world, vaguely unite!

2006-09-05T21:12:24Z

In the New Yorker piece "The Lunchroom Rebellion," Burkhard Bilger writes of "a Hobart mixer with a vaguely menacing air, like the hooded mother beast in 'Aliens.'" That is not a vague menace! That is a specific menace! Bilger used "vaguely" e...

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CROC HUNTAH 4EVAHZ

2006-09-04T16:22:00Z

R.I.P. STEVE IRWIN IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO YOUR VOX YOU WILL BE BARBED IN THE HEART BY A STINGRAY IF YOU PASS IT ON YOU WILL MEET THE PERSON WHO MAKES YOU SAY "CRIKEY!"

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